Misspoken Words, aka "What Did You Say?"

I want to start something like this because, to me, my kids are funny.  See if you can guess the actual word.  The quotes are real.  By the way, I always provide them with the correct word, and they usually repeat it so that they can get it right.

1. kinoculars.  As in "daddy, I can see you through my kinoculars.  You look so close!" 

2. Crunch.  As in "I wiped my crunch with toilet paper."

3. Samami.  "The very hungry caterpillar ate cake, ice cream, samami, ..."

4. Simanem.  "Dad, I like to have simanem in my pancakes."

5. Praying Magnet.  "What does a Praying Magnet eat?  What is it a Praying Magnet?"